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Friday, November 24th, 2006
10:15 pm
Phhhttt!
I'm home alone and I can't stop laughing at some the adverts in the breaks between "I'm a celebrity" There was one for SPAM featuring that old favourite song "Spam up"
Watch here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te3ljC29nHU

And the other one was for the local retail park (fosse park) Which I cannot just cannot describe it was so low budget! Anyway, I'm sat here spluttering with laughter and the cat is looking at me witheringly :)
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006
11:00 pm
50 Questions
1. WHAT CURSE WORD DO YOU USE THE MOST? shit

2. DO YOU OWN AN IPOD? No

3. WHAT PERSON ON YOUR FLIST DO YOU TALK TO THE MOST? Probably Caz.

4. WHAT TIME IS Y0UR ALARM CLOCK SET TO? 7.15

5. DO YOU STILL REMEMBER THE FIRST PERSON YOU KISSED? Eugggh

6. DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE ON 9/11/01? At work in tesco.

7. WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE THE PICTURE OR BE IN THE PICTURE? Take it

8. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED The Machinist

9. DO ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE CHILDREN? Yes

10. HAS ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU LAZY? Yes many times.

11. DO YOU EVER TAKE MEDICATION TO HELP YOU FALL ASLEEP? No

12. WHAT CD IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR CD PLAYER? Isis - Oceanic

13. DO YOU PREFER REGULAR OR CHOCOLATE MILK? Semi skimmed

14. HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU A SECRET THIS WEEK? No

15. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD STARBUCKS? About 5 years ago

16. CAN YOU WHISTLE? Yes

17. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Pretty faces

18. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO? My trip to Hamburg

19. DID YOU WATCH CARTOONS AS A CHILD? Yes

23. DO YOU OWN ANY BAND T-SHIRTS? No

24. WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING IN ONE HOUR? Going to bed

25. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU? Yes

26. WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU HEARD? Ah- so embarrassing, Paul Stanley- Live to win

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Yesterday

28. ARE YOU ON A DESKTOP COMPUTER OR A LAP TOP? Computer

29. ARE YOU CURRENTLY WANTING ANY PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS? No

30. WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE? Crap

31. WOULD YOU EVER DATE A GIRL/GUY COVERED IN TATTOOS? Yeh

32. WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE THIS? Had a bath

33. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU SLEPT ON THE FLOOR? Last year

34. HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU NEED TO FUNCTION? 5

35. DO YOU EAT BREAKFAST DAILY? No

36. ARE YOUR DAYS FAST-PACED? No

37. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Nothing

38. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes

39. HOW OLD WILL YOU BE TURNING ON YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY? 24

40. ARE YOU PICKY ABOUT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR? Yes

41. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SIX FLAGS? Don't know I am English

43. DO YOU GET ALONG BETTER WITH THE SAME SEX OR THE OPPOSITE SEX? Like them both

44. DO YOU LIKE MUSTARD? No it mings

45. DO YOU SLEEP ON YOUR SIDE? Yes

46. DO YOU WATCH THE NEWS? No

47. HOW DID YOU GET ONE OF YOUR SCARS? Knifed my hand separating frozen sausages

48. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU MAD? My boyfriend

49. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Of course, I'm not a monster

50. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU PURCHASED? A single bagel

Current Mood: bored
Saturday, April 15th, 2006
12:30 am
JOSH DREAM...
So I check my flist after days and days and days and there's all this shit about Josh and tents and his wandering eyes and I'm like THIS IS TOO WEIRD - Last night I had a dream about Josh (Well, Sawyer) Getting frisky with me in a TENT not the one he has in lost but a kind of normal blue tent, ahhh he was so warm and his arms were so manly, unfortunately I woke up before there was any penetration...

Current Mood: dirty
Monday, April 10th, 2006
12:34 am
Saturday, April 8th, 2006
7:15 pm
New Pet
Today we went to a bug fair in york and I aquired myself a baby mantis! He is green and only about 1 cm long, he's a ghana miomantis and is really lively so you have to keep an eye on him- he'd be very easily squished! here's a link to a pic of an adult of his species in case anyone wants to see

http://www.bugzuk.com/Stub%20Winged%20Mio%20Mantis%20Tanz.JPG

I'm real happy as he's the first one one that belongs to me personally - Hurray!

Current Mood: bouncy
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
5:12 pm
Simple pleasures...
Ok, Doing this meme cos it's nice and everyones doing it!

1. Getting nekkid with my boyfriend.

2. Really good comedy that has absolutely no dips in brilliance.

3. Getting a takeaway but ordering enough to last you all night and most of the
next day!

4. A spontaneous night of drinking and dancing which is brilliant even though you
're not dressed for it, your make up is at home and you've not got enough
cash!

5. Finding a really cool garment that fits me well in spite of my odd
proportions!

6. Having a smuuty dream about Sawyer or Jack/Sawyer.

7. Drinking that elusive perfect cup of tea that slips down a treat, is exactly
the right temperature and sweetness and only comes along about once a month!

8. Getting ready to go out on a Saturday night and listening to heavy metal
FULL BLAST.

9. A Fucking amazing book that you can't put down and never want to finish.

10. Really really nice, genuine people . (There aren't too many)


As I was writing this I thought of loads of others which is a really good thing I suppose but just put the first ones down!

Current Mood: lethargic
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006
11:44 pm
CHOCOLATE
I just ate the nicest chocolate bar... Think it's a new one, it's called a terry's caramel bite, comes in two bits and is described as "milk chocolate filled with crispy cereal, caramel and biscuit" IT'S FUCKING LUSH! good day to you.

Current Mood: bouncy
Tuesday, February 7th, 2006
3:02 am
Relaxing...
I'm off work at the moment with a bad wrist which is quite painful but does nothing to impair my enjoyment of eating in bed, watching episodes of "curb your enthusiasm" in bed and generally luxuriating in laziness. Also, yesterday my boy friend put his orchid mantis on me and sprayed the end of my finger, she then proceeded to lap the droplets off my skin with her funny little mouth! It felt really weird but I kinda liked it too, felt all motherly towards her... hmm, motherly. Towards an insect.

Current Mood: awake
Saturday, January 7th, 2006
1:12 am
Agh
Fuck me. That was just so amazingly beautiful, I was so scared it would disappoint but no, I am heartbroken and on top of the world all at once. Oh and I saw this at the local independent cinema so there were lots of pretty, gay boy couples seeing it there!Read more...Collapse )

Current Mood: high
Friday, January 6th, 2006
5:40 pm
Blub
I'm finally seeing Brokeback mountain tonight! Am definitely gonna embarrass my fella by crying publicly but oh well, he's had fair warning!

Current Mood: bouncy
Thursday, January 5th, 2006
6:33 pm
A Belated HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY to uberaeryn!
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005
2:36 pm
FESTIVITY
It's so very tacky and festive at work right now, listening to Christmas records and stuffing ourselves and not doing very much work. Someone even brought in James Brown's funky Christmas! Theres a song on it about Santa going to the ghetto, it's fab. Have done no shopping ahhhhhhh. On the up side I've been using Christmas as an excuse to try and get pretty boys to kiss eachother in my locality, no luck as yet but the nearer it gets to the big day-the more drunk people get, will be ready with my camera!

Current Mood: bouncy
Thursday, December 15th, 2005
12:15 pm
Dreams...
I had a dream about sitting on sawyer's knee last night! I could smell his warm man smell!!!!! I woke up before we got round to any sexing but he wanted it alright... Dream was set in a weird ghost town (reminded me of salem's lot) so it was a scary dream and a sexy one rolled into one, hmmmmm maybe next time it'll be somewhere a little less intimidating.
Thursday, December 8th, 2005
10:07 am
Brokeback mountain...
Well I just checked when it comes out in the uk, not til 6th Jan - Gahhhh, all I want for Christmas is some gay cowboys! Ah well it's not too long I suppose. Will just have to watch QAF(british)dvd... That 3some = GUH.

Current Mood: groggy
Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
12:45 pm
I'M BACK!
Just had the most fantastic time in germany, I am a bit flabbier than I was before the weekend but it was worth it! Things(especially booze) are so much cheaper there, whilst out shopping at the christmas markets me and my friend had giant sausages with cheese baked inside and some gluhwein(mulled wine) with a shot of amaretto in the warm our cockles-we ended up feeling pretty woozy after that so didn't get any clothes shopping done! Saturday night we hit the reeperbahn which is a massive street almost entirely dedicated to the sex and drinking, met a stag party of irish policemen and stayed out until 8 am, no closing time for the germans, its a fabulous idea. Can't believe I'm back at work now, feel like I've been away for ages!

Current Mood: drained
Friday, December 2nd, 2005
12:20 am
Need sleep now
I'm flying away today so need bed now, am so excited! I don't speak german... Gahhh!
12:12 am
Lost - what kate did
I'm not gonna go on too much but Read more...Collapse )

Current Mood: awake
Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
2:31 pm
Not smelling.
Ha ha- I forgot to apply deoderant this morning(only just realised) and I don't smell! I must be a real lady! (rushing off to apply some before I DO)

Current Mood: working
9:56 am
Woo Hoo!
Yessss only 2 days til Hamburg! New Lost tonight for all you americans!(We'll try and download it as soon as it's shown over there) Will hopefully get to watch it before I jet off on friday. I'm hoping for plenty more Jack/Sawyer shower action-preferably with lots of slippery, soapy hands sliding everywhere but I suspect I'll just get Kate on a killing spree...

Current Mood: busy
Monday, November 28th, 2005
5:20 pm
Bad day
OMG How bad does this day want to go for me? It is snowing and I've forgotten my house keys and everyone at work is retard and I'm tired and I REAllY Want to cry!

Current Mood: annoyed
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